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tenlittlebullets:

tenlittlebullets:

storytellerluna:

selenethedaydreamingwriter:

The real tragedy about the barricade is that we don’t know how much is true. Victor Hugo was there at the June Rebellion, so what is fact and what is fiction? That question gives me chills because we’ll never know. 

Charles Jeanne (who I think is probably actual real life Enjolras) wrote an in-detail account of the ACTUAL barricades in a letter to his sister after the fact

you can read it, tenlittlebullets translated it into English :)

it’s really graphic, he leaves no gory details out, just FYI if you’re gonna read it, keep TW: VIOLENCE  in mind

#how is he real-life enjolras if he survived (via metellus-cimber)

I’m so glad somebody asked this, because the answer is: when they finally ran out of ammunition, Charles Jeanne rounded up everyone who was still standing, went, “look, if we’re going to die, we might as well die fighting,” and led a suicidal ten-man charge against an entire flippin’ infantry column, armed with nothing but bayonets. The first few ranks of soldiers were so unprepared for such a spectacularly insane attack that they were too surprised to shoot. They crossed bayonets and tried to hold the insurgents off in hand-to-hand combat, but Jeanne’s swordsmanship was apparently aces, because he held off a bunch of them at once and covered his friends as they tried to breach the ranks. And once they were in, nobody could shoot them for fear of taking out their own guys.

So the last stand that the insurgents had intended as a noble suicide ended in them breaking through the ranks entirely and winding up in the next street over, outside the combat zone, going “well shit, what do we do now?” (I’m guessing the infantry column wasn’t very deep; central Paris at that point was a rabbit warren of narrow twisty streets, and assembling troops en masse for an organized attack was a logistical nightmare.) Unlike the National Guard, the army weren’t total chumps and got themselves turned around to give chase and start shooting once they weren’t at risk of friendly fire any longer… and that’s when all the civilians holed up in their houses went “no way, you’re not getting your hands on these crazy bastards” and started hurling furniture and crockery down on the soldiers’ heads. Jeanne was understandably distracted at the time, but afterwards somebody informed him that the barrage of unlikely projectiles included a piano. A piano. That is some straight-up Looney Tunes slapstick right there. No wonder Hugo went for the heroic death scene instead; if he’d stuck to real life, he probably would’ve gotten complaints that he’d wrecked his readers’ suspension of disbelief.

Anyway, someone opened an alley gate for them to shelter in and take stock of the casualties–most of them survived(!!!), but a few were pretty nastily wounded. Their host then had to lock Charles Jeanne in to keep him from charging right back out and taking on the whole goddamn army singlehanded. He probably would’ve broken down the door if the poor man hadn’t pointed out that going back out would give away his wounded comrades’ hiding place and the identities of the people sheltering them. They sat there listening to the gunfire gradually slow and go silent, and then in the middle of the night the ones who could still walk were allowed to slip away one by one at long intervals from each other. Charles Jeanne went straight home, slept like the dead for a few hours, was woken up at five in the morning with a warning that he’d been denounced and the building was surrounded, and then slipped out in disguise and managed to evade the police for four months before a former comrade ratted him out and he was arrested.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Charles Jeanne’s letter is an absolute treasure that deserves to be available to anyone in Les Mis fandom who wants to read it. Incidentally, “how Actual Historical Enjolras survived the barricades by being too good at his suicide mission” is also one of the stories I tell when anyone asks me what the hell is so interesting about researching people nobody’s ever heard of from an obscure chapter of French history. 

Bringing this back for Barricade Day! To answer a few questions that keep coming up in the reblogs: here’s my translation of Jeanne’s letter, which was my main source. Jeanne stood trial, was imprisoned instead of executed (because can you imagine what a martyr he would’ve made), and died of tuberculosis just a few years later. Despite his improbable survival story, the RL June Rebellion was not an everybody-lives AU–like the revolt in Les Mis, it ended in a hard-fought retreat into one of the buildings on the street, followed by a massacre. The guys who led a suicide charge and accidentally won were, unfortunately, the exception.

nonbinarhys:

pridekirk:

i hate when people use “#yeah i’ll reblog that” on very high effort posts like fanart and stuff that probably took OP hours. “#yeah i’ll reblog that” is for text posts that just say “jackin’ off my beanstalk” or whatever

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@elsaspants why would u leave this in the tags 😭

thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

spadesnoir:
“jenroses:
“ menacebot:
“ bapouro:
“when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky
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this radiates too much heat
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I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.
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spadesnoir:

jenroses:

menacebot:

bapouro:

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

this radiates too much heat 

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

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Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

abalidoth:

foone:

himeno-ran:

robot girl stimming by cycling the colors of her LEDs

periodically spinning up her floppy drive, even if there’s no disk in there. just to check

entirely solid state robot girl who gets a platter hard disk just as a stim toy

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you. you get it

When i was a kid i would use up my computer time before i had my own computer making more and more drawings in paint in the exact same way over and over. straight line tool, across the canvas at various angles, bucket tool, fill in the spaces. over and over and over and over. it was never about any finished drawing but just Doing The Thing

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like this

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hey look what happens when i flip three more duplicates of that drawing & put them together. and then copy the result and place four copies of it edge to edge

any one else up tiling their plane

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

honestly the biggest twist in over the garden wall is the reveal that actually Wirt isn’t unpopular/uncool/bullied like you’re led to believe and is in fact perfectly well liked amongst his peers and actually just has Anxiety

like genuinely it puts practically all of his behavior throughout the show into such a new perspective & also plays so well into the themes of fearing the unknown & also overcoming that fear of the unknown to find the good stuff that lies beneath it

milagrosen:

Mermaids playing with their sea puppies🌊

goats-ablaze:

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

nightbringer24:
“madronasky:
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Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.
- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.
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nightbringer24:

madronasky:

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Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.

- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.

loth-catgirl:

lostinthe1980s:

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nothing mid about this!

bloodybellycomb:

man, the way some of the reddit refugees talk about moving to tumblr is kinda depressing; they’re saying stuff like “No one has belittled me on tumblr yet” and “people actually talk to me here.”

We’ve got to rehabilitate these users so that they can see what it’s like to have a non-hostile internet experience.

lrgcarter:

blatantescapism:

asmuchasidliketo:

rarity-femme:

do NOT get into fibre arts!!!! you try one and then all of a sudden you have 10 hobbies and wanna try 10 more

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yessss… yes

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congenitaldisease:
“ Stemonitis fusca is a species of slime mold that is supported on slender stalks.
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congenitaldisease:

Stemonitis fusca is a species of slime mold that is supported on slender stalks.